Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5756. | The ping is killing me (mr_sk) | 96.50 | 93% | 2016-11-14 |
| 5757. | YJ (hanguoren) | 96.50 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 5758. | Hameltion (hameltion) | 96.50 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 5759. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 96.49 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 5760. | (dragusprime) | 96.49 | 97.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5761. | Nick (waterproofcow) | 96.48 | 90% | 2014-03-29 |
| 5762. | Rafaella (strandash) | 96.48 | 99% | 2014-08-05 |
| 5763. | hello (winter_tree) | 96.48 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5764. | Austin (austinm525) | 96.48 | 96% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5765. | Toby (toby4246) | 96.47 | 94% | 2012-09-25 |
| 5766. | Finky27 (finky27) | 96.47 | 97% | 2012-12-27 |
| 5767. | I'm bored (chung_bungus69420) | 96.47 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 5768. | First (kingremi) | 96.47 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5769. | wandering (crusherxf) | 96.47 | 99% | 2023-01-21 |
| 5770. | tomwen (tomwen) | 96.47 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5771. | Alin (alinnus1) | 96.47 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5772. | Angry (angrycupcake) | 96.46 | 91% | 2011-08-20 |
| 5773. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 96.46 | 98% | 2016-11-12 |
| 5774. | (ach3ron) | 96.46 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5775. | Kyle (kayooo) | 96.46 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5776. | miloj (miloj) | 96.45 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 5777. | sam (samchez) | 96.45 | 89% | 2014-04-30 |
| 5778. | XrXr (xrxr) | 96.45 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5779. | Lorenz (tataedigong) | 96.45 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5780. | adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) | 96.45 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5781. | aspirar (aspirar) | 96.45 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 5782. | z (mayuradownbadfr) | 96.45 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5783. | Wen (wenhaohello) | 96.44 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 5784. | Inesh (69420nice) | 96.44 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 5785. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.43 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |