The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4703. | (dcoh91) | 103.42 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 4704. | (theshadowers) | 103.41 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 4705. | Joel (mrtatertot) | 103.41 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 4706. | (imnotpeteryo) | 103.41 | 98% | 2014-07-31 |
| 4707. | (weejiaquan) | 103.41 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4708. | (trailmix) | 103.41 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 4709. | (shoebie22) | 103.41 | 90% | 2011-08-23 |
| 4710. | (joebloe) | 103.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 4711. | (deathwrecker) | 103.41 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 4712. | (ha559) | 103.40 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 4713. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 103.40 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 4714. | (severedtoast) | 103.40 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 4715. | (psktam) | 103.40 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 4716. | (parkourman) | 103.40 | 94% | 2012-09-03 |
| 4717. | (saranghoe) | 103.39 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 4718. | (empress812) | 103.39 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
| 4719. | AceSpec (acespec) | 103.38 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 4720. | (slowpokess) | 103.38 | 99% | 2023-10-17 |
| 4721. | Kevin (kevinro) | 103.38 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 4722. | (mvbraga) | 103.37 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4723. | (justy92) | 103.37 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 4724. | (kamuii) | 103.37 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 4725. | (nagromicous) | 103.37 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 4726. | (apersona) | 103.37 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
| 4727. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 103.37 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 4728. | (wangonmybird) | 103.37 | 98% | 2014-07-10 |
| 4729. | C-Radius (musaka) | 103.37 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
| 4730. | (llbluee) | 103.36 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4731. | (harvey_010101) | 103.36 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 4732. | (kevinthedavis) | 103.36 | 99% | 2015-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |