So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3736. | (crucifix13) | 103.59 | 98% | 2014-04-28 |
| 3737. | (heyitsricky) | 103.57 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 3738. | (mikael163) | 103.57 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3739. | (snowpeopld) | 103.57 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 3740. | (vixus) | 103.57 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| 3741. | Alramech (alramech) | 103.56 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3742. | ican tpye fwtf (sup_chief) | 103.55 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 3743. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 103.54 | 96.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3744. | (dmonahan727) | 103.53 | 94% | 2013-11-01 |
| 3745. | (dpease7894) | 103.52 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3746. | (ironshredder) | 103.52 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
| 3747. | adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) | 103.52 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 3748. | (epithet) | 103.52 | 94% | 2011-07-29 |
| 3749. | Tama (intyper) | 103.52 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
| 3750. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 103.51 | 99.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3751. | (tisy0) | 103.50 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 3752. | Diana (dkl2108) | 103.49 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 3753. | (ace_pan) | 103.49 | 98% | 2012-07-12 |
| 3754. | (violaissimmo) | 103.48 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 3755. | (biancajuliene) | 103.47 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 3756. | (jdellithorpe) | 103.47 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| 3757. | (stranks90) | 103.47 | 96% | 2012-09-12 |
| 3758. | Nuts (sumguy69) | 103.46 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 3759. | (kevinhuang) | 103.46 | 95% | 2012-09-12 |
| 3760. | Ray Philip (jhong050196) | 103.46 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3761. | Four fingers. (trankerlicer) | 103.46 | 95% | 2012-09-17 |
| 3762. | seez (seez) | 103.46 | 99% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3763. | Devin (devingalway) | 103.45 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 3764. | (kezar123456) | 103.45 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 3765. | (travis358) | 103.44 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |