You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1038. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 90.90 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1039. | tala (tala901) | 90.89 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
| 1040. | Colin (3geosyog) | 90.88 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1041. | BiefBink (biefbink) | 90.85 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1042. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 90.85 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1043. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 90.82 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1044. | Jake (aurelias) | 90.81 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1045. | S (skulltrail) | 90.74 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1046. | Walsur (walsur) | 90.70 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1047. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 90.56 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1048. | Arun (arun808) | 90.56 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1049. | Bert (brozart) | 90.53 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1050. | Hal (goscinny2) | 90.49 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 1051. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 90.47 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1052. | uniracer (uniracer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1053. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 90.46 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1054. | Jon (ace4896) | 90.45 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1055. | Plato (observer_02) | 90.43 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1056. | James (jpaik) | 90.35 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1057. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 90.32 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1058. | Markada (themarkvi) | 90.31 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1059. | Alex (awong918) | 90.30 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1060. | T (wireless_accessory) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1061. | Josh (joshblatt) | 90.23 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1062. | Jamie (jmassie) | 90.20 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1063. | michael (banane_1) | 90.20 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1064. | (onah) | 90.19 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1065. | LockStock (lockstock) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1066. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 90.18 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1067. | throw (bomnom) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |