So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33993. | Ishan (aquaticos) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 33994. | taco (vickychang0822) | 44.58 | 82% | 2013-08-10 |
| 33995. | Oliver (schuchardto) | 44.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 33996. | Wael (wael95) | 44.58 | 93% | 2014-10-10 |
| 33997. | shaan (shaanheer) | 44.58 | 95% | 2013-11-14 |
| 33998. | karan (mickeyvirus) | 44.58 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 33999. | JenJen (jsoto1977) | 44.58 | 99% | 2017-02-21 |
| 34000. | Mispon (mispon) | 44.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 34001. | Mohammad Anwaar Ul Hassan (... | 44.57 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 34002. | yuvaraj (yuvaraj) | 44.57 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 34003. | Kasper (theblackjack12) | 44.57 | 90% | 2016-03-16 |
| 34004. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 44.57 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 34005. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 44.56 | 94% | 2023-03-09 |
| 34006. | Ferny (fernyjr) | 44.56 | 90% | 2014-08-19 |
| 34007. | Nutthawut (jeepkiddee) | 44.56 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 34008. | blueeagle (style.my.passion... | 44.56 | 95% | 2013-03-05 |
| 34009. | Joe (watchtheskies) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 34010. | hecker (jothiprasath) | 44.55 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 34011. | M. (moon755) | 44.55 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 34012. | Firas (knight68) | 44.55 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34013. | Sasha (paraboloid) | 44.55 | 88% | 2016-02-14 |
| 34014. | Ace (ace2pid) | 44.55 | 89% | 2014-05-06 |
| 34015. | Joseph (stig) | 44.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 34016. | Max (maxwong) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 34017. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 44.54 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 34018. | Stuart (syaffa) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 34019. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 44.53 | 85% | 2013-03-07 |
| 34020. | Chris (immortaljason) | 44.53 | 93% | 2022-11-03 |
| 34021. | Esteban (estebanram) | 44.53 | 94.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34022. | saleem (frari) | 44.53 | 90% | 2015-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |