So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1229. | (megawatt) | 119.94 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 1230. | (epcheney) | 119.93 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 1231. | (boschv) | 119.93 | 98% | 2012-01-14 |
| 1232. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1233. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1234. | Futhark (amayzuh) | 119.90 | 93% | 2011-07-24 |
| 1235. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 119.89 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 1236. | (doubleqin) | 119.88 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1237. | (joetypeswords) | 119.84 | 97% | 2015-09-06 |
| 1238. | (marin049) | 119.82 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 1239. | (cal2025) | 119.81 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 1240. | twitch.tv/JrboyzNT (jrc1002) | 119.80 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 1241. | (mattarous) | 119.80 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 1242. | Polaris (ventus123) | 119.78 | 100% | 2012-04-16 |
| 1243. | (malpracticeliability) | 119.77 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 1244. | (patpatpatv3) | 119.76 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 1245. | Cody (ace2cool) | 119.75 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 1246. | (durden) | 119.75 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 1247. | (atrain742) | 119.72 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 1248. | (madlad69) | 119.70 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1249. | (akevinrevolution) | 119.70 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 1250. | (puisanberg) | 119.69 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1251. | (truth_) | 119.69 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1252. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 119.68 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1253. | (entar) | 119.68 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 1254. | (anotherschmoe) | 119.66 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 1255. | (nickthebic) | 119.65 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 1256. | (jbb817) | 119.63 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 1257. | (vsalrhal) | 119.62 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 1258. | (strangetastingfishsticks) | 119.62 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |