Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 503. | (cypher_xd) | 130.92 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 504. | Jake (vicissitudes) | 130.92 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 505. | Stephen (_arc27_) | 130.92 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 506. | billy (billybobjr69420) | 130.92 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| 507. | (potatozard) | 130.86 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 508. | (trethonez) | 130.84 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
| 509. | Sam (samowens) | 130.79 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 510. | (chicotheman94) | 130.78 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 511. | stop! (ademke) | 130.78 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 512. | (stevenquits) | 130.77 | 96% | 2017-03-24 |
| 513. | (echoflint) | 130.70 | 99% | 2015-07-06 |
| 514. | (jbb817) | 130.69 | 97% | 2016-10-23 |
| 515. | (flyskyguy) | 130.64 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 516. | (yoshibf) | 130.63 | 98% | 2014-10-04 |
| 517. | (rocketlauncher) | 130.62 | 93% | 2012-09-10 |
| 518. | (makish) | 130.57 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 519. | Accurate (accuratejashe) | 130.56 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 520. | (thecaptain) | 130.50 | 94% | 2012-11-14 |
| 521. | (riverwalk) | 130.46 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 522. | tired fingers (pikat) | 130.46 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 523. | (ccocoa_colemak) | 130.43 | 100% | 2014-07-25 |
| 524. | (wytwurnia) | 130.38 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 525. | Vince (vincemiller) | 130.37 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 526. | Patrick (jhnsnp) | 130.29 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 527. | (notquittingever) | 130.29 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 528. | Polina (uniquesnowflake) | 130.24 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 529. | (dispidi) | 130.21 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 530. | (glacierisslow) | 130.19 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 531. | (qbz_) | 130.15 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
| 532. | Nozden (nozden) | 130.13 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |