As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4703. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 99.10 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4704. | Versus (ultra__instinct) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 4705. | Pat (supectible) | 99.09 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 4706. | Fartmaster99 (keyboardwasta... | 99.09 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4707. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 4708. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4709. | wasd_wasd (wasd_wasd) | 99.08 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 4710. | tutnek (tutnek) | 99.08 | 98.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4711. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4712. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4713. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4714. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4715. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4716. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 4717. | 🚀 (xquyen) | 99.03 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 4718. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 4719. | hella (accuracyforever) | 99.02 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
| 4720. | 🤔 (akixuu) | 99.02 | 97.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 4721. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4722. | (alifeofregret) | 99.02 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4723. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 99.02 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 4724. | Aizrod (aizrod) | 99.01 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 4725. | Sam (sam3456) | 99.01 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 4726. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4727. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4728. | Jeremy (jemmytr) | 99.00 | 97% | 2026-03-04 |
| 4729. | JP (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4730. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 4731. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4732. | Caitlin (caitlin3) | 98.99 | 99% | 2025-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |