Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24042. | Nagster (nagster) | 62.60 | 96% | 2023-11-03 |
| 24043. | Martin (moscato) | 62.60 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 24044. | Brian (mrfixit42) | 62.60 | 94% | 2011-06-15 |
| 24045. | apt_share (apt_share) | 62.60 | 97% | 2011-06-24 |
| 24046. | Boris (bobibobio) | 62.59 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
| 24047. | Banit (banit) | 62.59 | 96% | 2014-07-16 |
| 24048. | Ok (sursur) | 62.59 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 24049. | huha (huhainz) | 62.59 | 94% | 2020-03-11 |
| 24050. | Andrew (harris75098) | 62.59 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 24051. | Guest (lost_cause) | 62.59 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24052. | alexzanderr (imitation36) | 62.59 | 93% | 2020-10-29 |
| 24053. | DInokyd (dinokyd) | 62.59 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 24054. | Sup (supbroowo) | 62.59 | 93% | 2017-06-18 |
| 24055. | Harvey (harvok17) | 62.59 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 24056. | typeracer (abcdefg123a) | 62.59 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 24057. | Hammer (456thevineeth) | 62.59 | 97% | 2017-05-29 |
| 24058. | Abhishek (abz_chillout) | 62.58 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 24059. | Xun (xunboyy) | 62.58 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| 24060. | Sebastian (keysgoplopp) | 62.58 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 24061. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 62.58 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24062. | chia sheng (sulaispig) | 62.58 | 95% | 2014-06-08 |
| 24063. | Joe (jboni) | 62.58 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 24064. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 62.57 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 24065. | Alekva (alekva) | 62.57 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24066. | Rimuru (ashborn_tempest) | 62.57 | 95% | 2023-01-11 |
| 24067. | Jeff (jefferino11) | 62.57 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 24068. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 62.57 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 24069. | Mikael (herbertwest) | 62.57 | 95% | 2016-05-15 |
| 24070. | urban24 (urban24) | 62.57 | 96% | 2016-11-28 |
| 24071. | Taylor (goblet) | 62.57 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |