And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14395. | mars (marswork) | 88.70 | 96% | 2015-01-09 |
| 14396. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 88.70 | 95% | 2016-07-09 |
| 14397. | Stefan (stefans) | 88.70 | 92% | 2012-01-08 |
| 14398. | Ever (efebo) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 14399. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 88.69 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 14400. | (you) (zedalch) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 14401. | Falcon (dotel) | 88.69 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 14402. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 88.69 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 14403. | Bob (bertramc) | 88.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 14404. | lienny (lienny90) | 88.69 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14405. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 14406. | Alex (lwh99) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 14407. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 88.68 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14408. | kimaster (kimaster) | 88.68 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 14409. | karovD (icevenom2) | 88.68 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 14410. | ashley (ashleyjohnstonn) | 88.68 | 89% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14411. | jason (grino) | 88.67 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 14412. | Weiqi (abwuhd) | 88.67 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14413. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14414. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 88.66 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 14415. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 88.66 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 14416. | chris (llamas876) | 88.66 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14417. | mike (mikeming81) | 88.66 | 95% | 2011-08-28 |
| 14418. | Margaret (margaret) | 88.66 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
| 14419. | p4w5y7i8 (p4w5y7i8) | 88.65 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14420. | Thengil (thengil) | 88.65 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 14421. | Maervince (maervince) | 88.65 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 14422. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 88.65 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14423. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 88.65 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14424. | Matt (guest1) | 88.65 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |