As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7276. | Can (cazzed) | 90.46 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
| 7277. | Paul (pkehrer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
| 7278. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 90.45 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7279. | Totus (thepenguin183) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 7280. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7281. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 90.44 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7282. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7283. | Red (redtutrle) | 90.44 | 98% | 2024-12-18 |
| 7284. | Nick (bopob) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 7285. | A (traplordadan) | 90.43 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 7286. | Bean (waialiki) | 90.43 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7287. | little (littleruiness) | 90.43 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 7288. | Huy (huyxd) | 90.42 | 90% | 2016-12-14 |
| 7289. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 90.42 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 7290. | Michael (thechosenguan1999) | 90.42 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 7291. | Victor (susavile) | 90.42 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 7292. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 90.41 | 97.6% | 2024-11-12 |
| 7293. | Melvin (reservedaura) | 90.41 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 7294. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 90.41 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 7295. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7296. | Karl (kiprip) | 90.39 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 7297. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 90.39 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7298. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 90.39 | 98.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7299. | unit (chuwii) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 7300. | eric (slurpmybody) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7301. | Visa (visatron) | 90.38 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7302. | Matt (mattserblo) | 90.38 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7303. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 90.36 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
| 7304. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 7305. | Tristan (itstristan) | 90.34 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |