And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9860. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 98.26 | 100% | 2017-10-13 |
| 9861. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 98.26 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 9862. | Hunter (eyeska) | 98.26 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9863. | David (dave_em) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9864. | Heknull (heknull) | 98.26 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 9865. | Martin (martin039) | 98.25 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9866. | Sahildeep (septimius24) | 98.25 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9867. | Can (cazzed) | 98.24 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 9868. | Brody (loser_) | 98.24 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 9869. | Tiago (doodoo11) | 98.24 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9870. | Zire (zire) | 98.24 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 9871. | Frank (drummajor) | 98.24 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 9872. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 98.24 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 9873. | David (fidesachates) | 98.24 | 95% | 2012-08-03 |
| 9874. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 98.24 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9875. | Huyền (pehuyen2507) | 98.24 | 92% | 2013-04-07 |
| 9876. | Max (mcmax92) | 98.23 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 9877. | Julia (ilovepink) | 98.23 | 97% | 2012-10-07 |
| 9878. | Alex (crocket101) | 98.23 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 9879. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9880. | Wise (wiseguyakanerd) | 98.23 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9881. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 98.23 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9882. | da (causenetsofv) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9883. | isaac (cowwee90) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9884. | Vel_um (vel5um) | 98.23 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9885. | Que (que4712) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9886. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 98.22 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9887. | Dambi (tomino) | 98.22 | 95% | 2014-10-28 |
| 9888. | Vakeels (skylake) | 98.22 | 100% | 2017-08-08 |
| 9889. | 一向 (quan72io) | 98.22 | 99.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |