Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3074. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 74.03 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 3075. | (savy1512) | 74.02 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3076. | (coreparadox) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 3077. | Graham (grayham11) | 73.99 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3078. | (kittyman31) | 73.99 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3079. | (boxingnguyen) | 73.97 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 3080. | (strawberrybannenana) | 73.96 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3081. | (azaatabayev) | 73.96 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3082. | (mangus2) | 73.95 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3083. | (drebexler) | 73.95 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3084. | (worstplayer87) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3085. | (jgreco2818) | 73.94 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3086. | (zidea) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3087. | (bvbzolder) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3088. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3089. | (1122) | 73.92 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3090. | Jan (abundances) | 73.91 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3091. | (10angles) | 73.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3092. | (sheen33) | 73.89 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3093. | (vasanthraja) | 73.89 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3094. | Dal (astronerd) | 73.88 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3095. | (meekay) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3096. | (tsaalex) | 73.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 3097. | (bentontypesfast) | 73.87 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3098. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 73.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3099. | (envyhope) | 73.85 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3100. | (99m9) | 73.85 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3101. | (hessijames) | 73.84 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3102. | (mattkent2121) | 73.83 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3103. | (bhattaroshan) | 73.82 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |