Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3871. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 60.17 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3872. | Nua (thedarkice) | 60.16 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3873. | SlowKey (slowkey) | 60.15 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3874. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 60.13 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3875. | Shawkat (spulok) | 60.10 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 3876. | mayank (dids6121) | 60.10 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3877. | Alex (tsaalex) | 60.09 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3878. | Gina (nannelcam) | 60.07 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 3879. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 60.07 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 3880. | kozma (kozma132) | 60.05 | 93% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3881. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 60.05 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 3882. | ermac (rklive) | 60.05 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 3883. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 60.03 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3884. | Colemark (iamkenzo) | 60.03 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3885. | Steffen (fellroy) | 60.02 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3886. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 60.02 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3887. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 60.01 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3888. | Wilson (wilson_ang) | 59.97 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3889. | Danny (spackers) | 59.96 | 95% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3890. | bob (bob9292joe) | 59.96 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3891. | Brihoness (brihoness) | 59.95 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3892. | Scotty (scottland2) | 59.95 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3893. | momimomo (momimomo) | 59.94 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 3894. | 🗿skinnyism🗿 (nozomb) | 59.93 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3895. | Daniel (rodjo) | 59.93 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3896. | danymanny (danymanny) | 59.93 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 3897. | Jose (jgeer) | 59.93 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3898. | John (kotanbich) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3899. | Muda577 (muda577) | 59.90 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3900. | Lecailloux (lecailloux) | 59.88 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |