Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5589. | Sahol (hawk_eyee) | 44.32 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5590. | Drifty (driftyx5) | 44.31 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5591. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 44.31 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 5592. | Alexander (ahlx02) | 44.29 | 94% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5593. | A (jllkii123) | 44.28 | 94% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5594. | Bach Pro Max (songuku95) | 44.25 | 93% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5595. | Aaryan (aaryankirtania) | 44.24 | 93% | 2019-05-31 |
| 5596. | Cryptic_Hacker_XD (cryptic_... | 44.24 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 5597. | Julian (dargo123) | 44.24 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5598. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 44.23 | 92% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5599. | I12 (inot12) | 44.18 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 5600. | Tai (grantascopickid) | 44.17 | 94% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5601. | queiz (queiz) | 44.16 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 5602. | loc (loctheog) | 44.12 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5603. | Alex (sano7748) | 44.10 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5604. | TilenTanos (tilek) | 44.06 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 5605. | idra36 (idra36) | 44.04 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 5606. | Andrew (abreeson) | 44.04 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5607. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 44.00 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 5608. | Tasos (hadcock) | 43.98 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5609. | Alok (aloktypo) | 43.97 | 96% | 2017-07-15 |
| 5610. | Charizard (charizardt) | 43.96 | 95% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5611. | Device (device46) | 43.96 | 93% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5612. | Ritwik (rrc_22) | 43.96 | 94% | 2017-11-02 |
| 5613. | Pulkit (pspulkit1) | 43.94 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5614. | swint (shwint) | 43.93 | 93% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5615. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 43.90 | 94% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5616. | Alexander (padusarbor) | 43.87 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 5617. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 43.86 | 96% | 2018-11-09 |
| 5618. | steno va? The old typist (r... | 43.83 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |