So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30018. | Tào Tháo Rượt (luckylu... | 53.00 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 30019. | Denis (dentih) | 53.00 | 97% | 2013-12-17 |
| 30020. | takki (liltakki) | 52.99 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 30021. | christian (christmarku) | 52.99 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 30022. | Bartek (undg) | 52.99 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 30023. | Lucy (lucianarose) | 52.99 | 95.2% | 2021-02-21 |
| 30024. | Bauer (floseb3) | 52.98 | 91% | 2016-03-18 |
| 30025. | QP (kopealma) | 52.98 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 30026. | Carter (carterrice) | 52.98 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 30027. | sreenath (eskane) | 52.98 | 94% | 2014-03-28 |
| 30028. | Abhishek (shavron) | 52.98 | 94% | 2017-10-06 |
| 30029. | Fely Frances (felliana) | 52.98 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 30030. | Rivendell (rivendell) | 52.98 | 89% | 2016-03-17 |
| 30031. | Nei (neiz) | 52.98 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 30032. | Conix (shazboy) | 52.98 | 89% | 2013-09-22 |
| 30033. | Chris (pigmalion) | 52.98 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 30034. | Geneva (genevatypes) | 52.97 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 30035. | Nala (abraxos) | 52.97 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 30036. | Connor (purplecarrot2) | 52.97 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 30037. | Robin (rossin_) | 52.97 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 30038. | narongrit (both1) | 52.97 | 92% | 2015-06-25 |
| 30039. | Kevin (kevinptt0323) | 52.97 | 93% | 2014-03-10 |
| 30040. | Misty (mistaay26) | 52.97 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 30041. | Mo (ngran) | 52.97 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 30042. | foreveryoung (shau) | 52.97 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 30043. | lee (borechen12) | 52.97 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 30044. | Andreas (andreas) | 52.97 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 30045. | Jman (whodatfan10) | 52.96 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 30046. | anticlimactic (anticlimacti... | 52.96 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 30047. | Simon (simonrosenqvist) | 52.96 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |