So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9216. | swng (swng) | 87.43 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 9217. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9218. | Jack (jackc) | 87.43 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 9219. | I'mAtWork (marshallr) | 87.42 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9220. | Tom (tombertoli) | 87.42 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9221. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 87.41 | 98.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9222. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9223. | milk (milk1000) | 87.41 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 9224. | Frederic (josh4406) | 87.41 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9225. | Hejie (hejie023) | 87.41 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 9226. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 87.41 | 93% | 2015-11-08 |
| 9227. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 9228. | aislan (aislan) | 87.40 | 99% | 2013-07-12 |
| 9229. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 87.39 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9230. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 87.39 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9231. | Matt (bigmtg25) | 87.39 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 9232. | taro (doysid) | 87.38 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 9233. | Abqw112 (abqw112) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 9234. | asciiman (swishkebab) | 87.38 | 91% | 2013-06-09 |
| 9235. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 87.38 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
| 9236. | Fix (neqoz) | 87.38 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 9237. | Coby (nintorii) | 87.38 | 95% | 2014-08-02 |
| 9238. | Aravind (aravind_krd) | 87.38 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 9239. | Paul (___paul___) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9240. | Gokulakannan (comrade1) | 87.37 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9241. | Atticus (plutakis) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9242. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 87.37 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 9243. | Allan (ajdx88) | 87.36 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9244. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 87.36 | 96.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9245. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 87.36 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |