Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3895. | chris (llamas876) | 69.17 | 96% | 2020-05-30 |
| 3896. | Udan (fris93) | 69.17 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3897. | Nikita (azeko) | 69.17 | 99% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3898. | orih (orih) | 69.16 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3899. | Warren (warrudd) | 69.14 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 3900. | Tarako (tarako003) | 69.14 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 3901. | Michael Josh (catalystgamer) | 69.13 | 94% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3902. | woahman (realwoahman) | 69.13 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3903. | sendaccuracy (vicklearnsdvo... | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 3904. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 69.13 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 3905. | baited nonquit (qwertylion) | 69.11 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3906. | concheese (concheese) | 69.10 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3907. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 69.09 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3908. | anatoly (tolya) | 69.08 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3909. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.08 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3910. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 69.08 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3911. | Abner (abnermtj) | 69.07 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3912. | Thang (thangnh) | 69.07 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 3913. | Reza (rapprat) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3914. | Roger (rogergnay) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3915. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 69.02 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3916. | Phil (coasterfuelphil) | 69.01 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3917. | Luis (regneva17) | 69.01 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3918. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3919. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 68.97 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3920. | Prem (premgd) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3921. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 68.95 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3922. | Ellie (daphne2) | 68.95 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3923. | fatima (fkt92) | 68.94 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3924. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |