As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12422. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 78.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12423. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 78.80 | 97% | 2025-08-14 |
| 12424. | ARK (anandh2410) | 78.80 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 12425. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 78.79 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 12426. | Hmanine (humanine) | 78.79 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 12427. | Ethan (twizzlestorm) | 78.79 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 12428. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12429. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 78.79 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 12430. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 78.79 | 95.8% | 2025-01-30 |
| 12431. | C (crlars91) | 78.79 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12432. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 78.79 | 98% | 2016-11-15 |
| 12433. | Napol (narachat) | 78.79 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12434. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 78.79 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 12435. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 78.78 | 96.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 12436. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12437. | Tarako (tarako003) | 78.78 | 99% | 2018-08-05 |
| 12438. | Tyazer (tyazer) | 78.77 | 98% | 2024-06-17 |
| 12439. | Abner (abnermtj) | 78.77 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 12440. | ROOZBEH (verybadboy) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 12441. | :( (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 78.77 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12442. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 78.77 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 12443. | Peter (buck306) | 78.76 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 12444. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 78.76 | 96.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 12445. | Omar (omarmoralesjr810) | 78.76 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12446. | MistakesWereMade (workmanty... | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 12447. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 78.76 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 12448. | Jacob (racelive) | 78.76 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 12449. | bad_palestine! (racertype12) | 78.75 | 99% | 2024-12-29 |
| 12450. | Matthew (mattenthehat) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 12451. | lut (lut_) | 78.75 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |