I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1023. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
1024. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
1025. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 88.13 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
1026. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
1027. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
1028. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
1029. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 88.02 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
1030. | Hannah (hannahcorona) | 88.02 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
1031. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.01 | 97.9% | 2024-02-05 |
1032. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 88.00 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
1033. | Peter (habibp) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
1034. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
1035. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 87.95 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
1036. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
1037. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 87.91 | 95% | 2024-02-17 |
1038. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
1039. | Abizer (abizern) | 87.85 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
1040. | defski (bonkaholic) | 87.84 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1041. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
1042. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 87.83 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
1043. | Nohin (nohin) | 87.78 | 97.3% | 2024-03-13 |
1044. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 87.77 | 95.5% | 2023-12-15 |
1045. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1046. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 87.76 | 97.3% | 2023-12-04 |
1047. | opecks (opecks) | 87.74 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
1048. | #4.1_Semesters (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
1049. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
1050. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
1051. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
1052. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |