I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5650. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 98.70 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 5651. | I'mSlow (alwaystooslow) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5652. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 98.70 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5653. | Uluru (uluru) | 98.69 | 98% | 2025-02-28 |
| 5654. | Mr. Simonelli (mrsimonelli) | 98.69 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5655. | shawn (orbicle) | 98.69 | 98.1% | 2024-07-09 |
| 5656. | Christian (christian_phi) | 98.69 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 5657. | Kyotz (kyotz) | 98.69 | 97.4% | 2024-04-23 |
| 5658. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 98.69 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5659. | E (mosanbrick) | 98.69 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 5660. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 98.68 | 99% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5661. | Arthur (artnet) | 98.68 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5662. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 98.67 | 97.2% | 2025-04-27 |
| 5663. | Will (boi1561) | 98.67 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 5664. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 98.67 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5665. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 98.67 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5666. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 98.66 | 97.7% | 2025-04-18 |
| 5667. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 98.66 | 96.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 5668. | Ryan (straightfiji) | 98.66 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5669. | AC (astralcalamity) | 98.66 | 99% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5670. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 98.65 | 98% | 2024-07-07 |
| 5671. | Jellie (jelliebancal) | 98.65 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5672. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 98.65 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5673. | Edebus (edebus) | 98.65 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5674. | Drey (ellendren) | 98.64 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5675. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 98.63 | 97.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 5676. | Gury (gurylee) | 98.63 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5677. | unknownUser (ayo540) | 98.63 | 98.4% | 2023-08-28 |
| 5678. | jack (jackracer23) | 98.63 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 5679. | (caprices) | 98.62 | 97.5% | 2025-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |