As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8302. | Jard (dogspa) | 87.65 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8303. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 87.65 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 8304. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8305. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 87.65 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8306. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 87.65 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
| 8307. | Ball (banhammered) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 8308. | bonez (imbonez) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8309. | money (pelimon) | 87.64 | 94.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8310. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8311. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 87.63 | 96.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8312. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.63 | 98.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8313. | Jackee (lilbully) | 87.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8314. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 87.63 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8315. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 87.62 | 96.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 8316. | Xirree (xirree) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8317. | DMack (dmack98) | 87.62 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8318. | Zoat (zoat) | 87.61 | 96% | 2025-07-01 |
| 8319. | Josh (porkerpants) | 87.61 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8320. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 87.61 | 95% | 2023-12-02 |
| 8321. | alex (anfqwerty) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8322. | PewZ (pewz) | 87.61 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 8323. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 87.61 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8324. | michael (dr_stroessner) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8325. | Ed (pelly1863) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8326. | APMAPMAPM (slowtyperbtw) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8327. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 8328. | Kim (kmijok) | 87.58 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 8329. | tstats[sspaghettii] (sspagh... | 87.58 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8330. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8331. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |