I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1976. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 115.90 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1977. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 115.90 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 1978. | Jake (jasala) | 115.88 | 97.3% | 2023-11-09 |
| 1979. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 115.88 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 1980. | halfcab (halfcab) | 115.84 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 1981. | Alexis (1018995) | 115.84 | 99% | 2016-12-18 |
| 1982. | Caius (capurace) | 115.83 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1983. | Ahmed (amalhameli) | 115.82 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 1984. | Leo (leoz) | 115.82 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1985. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 115.80 | 97.8% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1986. | Brussels (brussels11) | 115.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 1987. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 115.79 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 1988. | Lima (legit__mib) | 115.78 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 1989. | Willdude449 (willdudde448) | 115.77 | 97.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 1990. | Bryan (srypher) | 115.77 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
| 1991. | Moma (sdodo31) | 115.77 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 1992. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 115.76 | 99% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1993. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 115.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 1994. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 115.75 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 1995. | Alan (superbad95) | 115.75 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 1996. | Atyab (rahdirs007) | 115.74 | 98.5% | 2024-03-28 |
| 1997. | Riker (riker26) | 115.74 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1998. | song (josephsong23) | 115.74 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 1999. | 可爱的小女孩 (teraspazz) | 115.74 | 99% | 2016-10-11 |
| 2000. | poke (treecko) | 115.71 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 2001. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2002. | Gamja (gamja) | 115.65 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2003. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 115.65 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 2004. | Billy (thechilimaster) | 115.65 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
| 2005. | John (padlocksalesman) | 115.65 | 95% | 2015-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |