Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1382. | (renkon) | 118.05 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1383. | (joco302) | 118.04 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 1384. | Ryan (tidus1492) | 118.02 | 97% | 2011-07-09 |
| 1385. | Mason (zadeos) | 118.00 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1386. | (litoxe2718281828) | 117.99 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 1387. | Eddy (phoenixkaito) | 117.99 | 96% | 2016-07-13 |
| 1388. | (matthewarous) | 117.99 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 1389. | (hogree) | 117.97 | 94% | 2014-04-15 |
| 1390. | (sekk) | 117.97 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 1391. | (krakening) | 117.96 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 1392. | (narays01) | 117.96 | 99% | 2011-09-26 |
| 1393. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 117.96 | 99% | 2013-01-04 |
| 1394. | (inviolable1) | 117.95 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 1395. | (nappy_boy) | 117.94 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 1396. | Daniel (danieltian) | 117.90 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 1397. | (stupidsven) | 117.90 | 98% | 2015-01-21 |
| 1398. | Sira (sira) | 117.89 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 1399. | (slayerxy) | 117.89 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 1400. | (abinder) | 117.89 | 98.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1401. | (thepinoc) | 117.88 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 1402. | Bartimaeus (bartimaeus) | 117.87 | 97% | 2013-04-06 |
| 1403. | (ogloccness) | 117.87 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 1404. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 117.85 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 1405. | (kungenddos) | 117.84 | 95% | 2013-09-26 |
| 1406. | (andrewscottriley) | 117.84 | 99% | 2012-02-21 |
| 1407. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 117.84 | 99% | 2022-01-09 |
| 1408. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 117.82 | 98.5% | 2023-09-28 |
| 1409. | (blaketx) | 117.79 | 99% | 2012-07-19 |
| 1410. | (sanosuke) | 117.79 | 99% | 2015-04-08 |
| 1411. | Sabey (thesabe) | 117.79 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |