The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24898. | Jakob (jakobgran) | 64.39 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 24899. | Deric (deric_p) | 64.39 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 24900. | danny (sadistic) | 64.39 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 24901. | . (keelanlambert) | 64.38 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 24902. | Joshua (servantra44) | 64.38 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 24903. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 64.38 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
| 24904. | Kaleb (titanicswell) | 64.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 24905. | Dean (doogong) | 64.37 | 93% | 2015-05-31 |
| 24906. | Innocent (saquelain) | 64.37 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
| 24907. | Bill (billxnye) | 64.37 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 24908. | aha (channaha) | 64.37 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
| 24909. | Petar (petard) | 64.37 | 93% | 2012-10-17 |
| 24910. | Joe (jboni) | 64.37 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 24911. | Alex (tmpd) | 64.37 | 89% | 2012-07-21 |
| 24912. | ... (taol) | 64.37 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 24913. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 64.37 | 86% | 2015-11-23 |
| 24914. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 64.36 | 92% | 2015-12-19 |
| 24915. | BongNuts (bongnuts22) | 64.36 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 24916. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 64.36 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 24917. | Benjamin (kullaaaa) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 24918. | Abid (abidora) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 24919. | avery (stridersword) | 64.36 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 24920. | Guest (ap12) | 64.36 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 24921. | andre (kambing199) | 64.35 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24922. | michael (schiltrom) | 64.35 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| 24923. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (klava9000) | 64.35 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 24924. | Dániel (yertofex) | 64.35 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 24925. | Phoonie N (babyfrog1812) | 64.35 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 24926. | chris (llamas876) | 64.34 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 24927. | Grover (logatsu) | 64.34 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |