The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9227. | hado (hado113) | 48.47 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9228. | undral (kfr4536) | 48.47 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 9229. | Muhammad (ans_9265) | 48.47 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9230. | Wajeeh (wajeeh) | 48.47 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 9231. | Jeƒƒ (juggydog) | 48.47 | 91% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9232. | Vishal (vpm911) | 48.46 | 93% | 2019-06-11 |
| 9233. | Usmon (usmonjonh) | 48.46 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9234. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 48.46 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 9235. | hieu (thuonglongsinh) | 48.46 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 9236. | humm (humm) | 48.46 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 9237. | rabindra (syal) | 48.46 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
| 9238. | Mr (mrwar) | 48.46 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 9239. | Omar (omarilayan27) | 48.45 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9240. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 48.45 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 9241. | muhire (muhire.robert@yahoo... | 48.45 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 9242. | Emily (deathsaura) | 48.45 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 9243. | ABID (abidali) | 48.44 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 9244. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 48.44 | 92% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9245. | MVVV (hanoi) | 48.44 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 9246. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 48.43 | 92% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9247. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 48.43 | 93% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9248. | Nabira (nabira_7) | 48.43 | 95% | 2023-07-07 |
| 9249. | Aaron (short121) | 48.43 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| 9250. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 48.43 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 9251. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 48.43 | 91% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9252. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 48.42 | 94% | 2023-03-20 |
| 9253. | Shubham Kawane (shubham_kaw... | 48.42 | 96.9% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9254. | Lukas (lukaras1996) | 48.42 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 9255. | sylo (syllogismos) | 48.42 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 9256. | fight me (chasetierney3) | 48.42 | 85% | 2015-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |