As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18118. | Ryytsduuft (ryytsduuft) | 60.20 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
18119. | Star (star_sailorx) | 60.19 | 93% | 2020-01-20 |
18120. | Joanne (jk278332) | 60.19 | 93% | 2015-05-31 |
18121. | Aidan (multiblitz) | 60.19 | 95.2% | 2021-01-29 |
18122. | Jericho (typersimon) | 60.19 | 94% | 2020-07-26 |
18123. | friendly guy (cfarhang) | 60.18 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
18124. | Kingston (entrako) | 60.18 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
18125. | Jan (malformed) | 60.18 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
18126. | Garv (monorisk) | 60.18 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
18127. | Carlos (saturnino) | 60.18 | 95% | 2015-07-17 |
18128. | មុន្នី(Khmer) (... | 60.17 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
18129. | Cyberlizard (fares01) | 60.16 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
18130. | Reis (reisagainst) | 60.16 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
18131. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 60.16 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
18132. | Monir (monir004) | 60.16 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
18133. | Calen (calen64) | 60.16 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
18134. | Suman (suman_7001) | 60.15 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
18135. | Taylor (tootsieroll_19) | 60.15 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
18136. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 60.15 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
18137. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 60.15 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
18138. | brock (bpradere04) | 60.14 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
18139. | ... (zviki) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
18140. | Ashish (superman_11) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
18141. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
18142. | Grzesiu (grzesiubonzo) | 60.12 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
18143. | bobby (bobbyo) | 60.12 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
18144. | Steven (axen) | 60.12 | 87% | 2017-01-26 |
18145. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 60.12 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
18146. | Val (lavmotoh) | 60.12 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
18147. | sean (puzzle1116) | 60.11 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |