Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26590. | Hannah (handiangel) | 58.82 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 26591. | a (alonso_) | 58.82 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 26592. | Victoria (cutemikitty) | 58.82 | 90% | 2011-07-26 |
| 26593. | Need a Typing Job (eysee123) | 58.81 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 26594. | Jacob (jacobgordon22) | 58.81 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 26595. | Becca (niknup) | 58.81 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
| 26596. | johnbadmus (johnoluwafemi) | 58.81 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| 26597. | Jim (jimichailidis) | 58.81 | 91% | 2012-11-07 |
| 26598. | Sachin (mysterious____) | 58.80 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 26599. | Juan (desperatewriter) | 58.80 | 95% | 2023-08-09 |
| 26600. | Anonymous (1cevil) | 58.80 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 26601. | Destin (dschreiner) | 58.80 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 26602. | DatGuy (haidil) | 58.80 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 26603. | FastBlue (fastblue456) | 58.80 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 26604. | Teixeira (xoooox) | 58.80 | 97% | 2011-09-10 |
| 26605. | Vin (shadowage) | 58.80 | 82% | 2016-12-20 |
| 26606. | Abhishek17 (abhishek_17) | 58.79 | 95% | 2023-02-24 |
| 26607. | Adilkhan (pa7adox) | 58.79 | 93% | 2019-05-10 |
| 26608. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 58.79 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 26609. | Brandon (branflakes1522) | 58.79 | 82% | 2016-03-22 |
| 26610. | Owen (omuck) | 58.79 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 26611. | Jamar (388923) | 58.79 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 26612. | duyhung (duyhung123abc) | 58.79 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 26613. | Dave (juicybooty) | 58.78 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 26614. | IllMind (lllmind) | 58.78 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 26615. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 58.78 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
| 26616. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 58.78 | 96% | 2016-09-16 |
| 26617. | Lea (leannasaurus) | 58.78 | 89% | 2014-12-14 |
| 26618. | Pupo (peacemaker) | 58.78 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 26619. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 58.78 | 93% | 2013-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |