And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2852. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 122.38 | 88% | 2015-05-11 |
| 2853. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 122.38 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 2854. | Pastabatman (mattyj) | 122.36 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 2855. | A (fluffyx30037) | 122.36 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 2856. | noogit (burz7) | 122.36 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 2857. | Owlpasta (owlpasta) | 122.35 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2858. | chusen (chusen99) | 122.34 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 2859. | Peggle (pegglefrank) | 122.33 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 2860. | Crono (ddrcrono) | 122.33 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 2861. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 122.33 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
| 2862. | edmond (415edmond) | 122.33 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2863. | ANGGUN_ is my (audiputra) | 122.32 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 2864. | callithrix (toffeti1) | 122.32 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2865. | Kept (lietonever) | 122.30 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 2866. | A Pigeon (a_pigeon) | 122.30 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2867. | Benson (dalegribble) | 122.29 | 92% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2868. | Abhishek (abhirag) | 122.28 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 2869. | Barry (barrydeen) | 122.28 | 98% | 2012-12-31 |
| 2870. | a (akagi) | 122.27 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 2871. | mmmagalex (nonquit4ever) | 122.27 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2872. | Blake (somuchtype) | 122.27 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 2873. | Rebant (supervisor) | 122.26 | 94% | 2012-03-07 |
| 2874. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 122.25 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2875. | Yves (vroomsevy) | 122.25 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 2876. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 122.25 | 98.6% | 2023-07-09 |
| 2877. | Juudge (reburm) | 122.25 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 2878. | (asonetuh) | 122.25 | 98% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2879. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 122.24 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2880. | God (program4) | 122.23 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| 2881. | Zeo (zeobro) | 122.23 | 97% | 2015-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |