So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13749. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 78.52 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 13750. | Eoin (eoing) | 78.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13751. | Payas (payas) | 78.52 | 98% | 2015-09-04 |
| 13752. | Rasmus (lewins) | 78.52 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 13753. | Mikey (sippycupmikey) | 78.52 | 96% | 2016-02-06 |
| 13754. | Omar (obaqueiro) | 78.52 | 91% | 2015-03-09 |
| 13755. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 78.52 | 94% | 2012-04-24 |
| 13756. | le vu (activelive) | 78.52 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 13757. | typedo (typedo) | 78.51 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 13758. | RoY (roy_s) | 78.51 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13759. | Momen (momenarafa) | 78.51 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13760. | Folke (folkewill) | 78.51 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 13761. | Hieu (larhral) | 78.51 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 13762. | Nathan (nathanxd) | 78.50 | 95% | 2012-09-18 |
| 13763. | Julia (julialikesdolphins) | 78.50 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 13764. | anirudh (anirudhrata) | 78.50 | 94% | 2013-02-09 |
| 13765. | Tiago (doodoo11) | 78.49 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 13766. | Ryan (ronethenorseman) | 78.49 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 13767. | sendiri (sendiri) | 78.49 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 13768. | Andrè (andrree) | 78.49 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13769. | Ashley (love_ashley) | 78.49 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 13770. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 78.49 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 13771. | Donnie (donnieteja) | 78.48 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 13772. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 78.48 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13773. | David (wdnch) | 78.48 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 13774. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 78.48 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 13775. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 78.48 | 92% | 2014-03-10 |
| 13776. | shallot (shallot) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13777. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13778. | K1erz (k13rz) | 78.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |