The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8537. | Stevan (stevan2k) | 92.37 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 8538. | 1b1b1b1b1b (1b1b1b1b1b) | 92.37 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8539. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 92.37 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 8540. | ynner (hiynnah) | 92.36 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8541. | Jim (legerity) | 92.36 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 8542. | Jordan (j0rdanb) | 92.35 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 8543. | Kees (lissenbergk) | 92.35 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 8544. | Kaimakides (pseudo) | 92.35 | 97% | 2013-04-15 |
| 8545. | Ben (lthummus) | 92.35 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8546. | Patrick (nesroph) | 92.35 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 8547. | Emma (typingonambien) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 8548. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.33 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8549. | Arissa (arissahsu) | 92.33 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 8550. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 92.33 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 8551. | Django (django_unchained) | 92.33 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
| 8552. | Mattias (sledge) | 92.33 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 8553. | BounCeFTW (bounceftw) | 92.32 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8554. | Kyle (gnulnx) | 92.32 | 92% | 2012-09-07 |
| 8555. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 92.32 | 96% | 2016-08-27 |
| 8556. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 92.31 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 8557. | Tim (tortoiseexpress) | 92.31 | 98% | 2012-05-05 |
| 8558. | J03L (joel_y85) | 92.30 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8559. | Big Daddy (rwp12) | 92.30 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8560. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 92.30 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8561. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 92.30 | 92% | 2012-11-26 |
| 8562. | Wilson (allegorical) | 92.30 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 8563. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 92.30 | 93% | 2014-05-31 |
| 8564. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 92.30 | 97% | 2013-07-31 |
| 8565. | Maros (wlkvr) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8566. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 92.29 | 99% | 2014-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |