So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16007. | Paul (sloppie) | 74.86 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 16008. | Dad (boosh) | 74.86 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 16009. | Shane (_srb_) | 74.85 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 16010. | HuyMCGhastEnd (motconmeocon) | 74.85 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 16011. | samuel (samuellumm) | 74.85 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16012. | Ricardo (arpasusi) | 74.85 | 98% | 2012-11-19 |
| 16013. | Jordan (saidice) | 74.84 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 16014. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 74.84 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16015. | Alien (qwertyname) | 74.83 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
| 16016. | Peter (prel) | 74.83 | 91% | 2013-02-05 |
| 16017. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 74.83 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 16018. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 74.83 | 98% | 2012-12-06 |
| 16019. | Mark (mark_j) | 74.83 | 94% | 2013-02-02 |
| 16020. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 74.83 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 16021. | bordo (bordo_marjetica) | 74.83 | 97% | 2014-02-03 |
| 16022. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 74.82 | 88% | 2013-09-22 |
| 16023. | Michael (cobbler) | 74.81 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 16024. | Yoh (frozenprakash) | 74.81 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 16025. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 74.81 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 16026. | Abhijit (abhijit86) | 74.81 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 16027. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 74.81 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 16028. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 16029. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 74.80 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 16030. | Rifky (miauw17) | 74.80 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 16031. | police (vodoi) | 74.80 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 16032. | Matt (genios) | 74.80 | 99% | 2014-04-06 |
| 16033. | Agent Red (agent_red) | 74.80 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 16034. | Alex (sreeper) | 74.79 | 93% | 2017-01-20 |
| 16035. | Alex (delvern) | 74.79 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 16036. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 74.79 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |