And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18907. | from (fromscratch) | 80.99 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18908. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 80.99 | 96.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 18909. | Martin (mewix) | 80.99 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 18910. | Not (notkaru) | 80.99 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 18911. | Yoan (yoanrl) | 80.99 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 18912. | Anahit (anachan17) | 80.98 | 91% | 2016-12-04 |
| 18913. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 80.98 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 18914. | //chi (chicior) | 80.98 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 18915. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 80.97 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 18916. | komaru (komaru) | 80.97 | 98% | 2017-03-07 |
| 18917. | Stephen (decriptor) | 80.97 | 95% | 2011-09-20 |
| 18918. | Wade (mjolnirxx) | 80.97 | 93% | 2011-08-24 |
| 18919. | pyrro (pyrrolysine) | 80.97 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 18920. | green (xgreenbanana) | 80.97 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 18921. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 80.96 | 98% | 2012-01-22 |
| 18922. | Josep M (josepot) | 80.96 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 18923. | Titel (andrewh) | 80.95 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 18924. | S (sima0502) | 80.95 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18925. | Harsh (sherwho) | 80.95 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 18926. | miko (mikesxan) | 80.95 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 18927. | Abhijit (abhijit86) | 80.95 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 18928. | Daffa (daffagusmara31) | 80.95 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 18929. | Harsh (todorokishotoua15) | 80.94 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 18930. | Gada go FAAASST (seesawsi) | 80.94 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 18931. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 80.94 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 18932. | Christian (cram0112) | 80.94 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 18933. | RC (rcd00) | 80.94 | 95.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18934. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 80.94 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 18935. | Zia Ziang (leongziaziang) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 18936. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 80.94 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |