I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| 1326. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1327. | because... (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1328. | Lou'a (lou_aelofa) | 95.17 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1329. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1330. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1331. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.15 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1332. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 95.14 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 1333. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 95.11 | 96.8% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1334. | Terra (terranavis) | 95.11 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1335. | Andy (andyztn) | 95.10 | 98.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1336. | Milosz (miles101) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1337. | Es Que (thedude105) | 95.00 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 1338. | llama (flulululu) | 95.00 | 98% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1339. | Jude (urslowkid) | 94.98 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1340. | Livia (suldreensophie) | 94.97 | 96% | 2024-06-15 |
| 1341. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 94.97 | 97.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 1342. | BeepyJoop (beepboopitsthejo... | 94.96 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1343. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 94.96 | 97.8% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1344. | Mateusz (mamba908) | 94.95 | 99% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1345. | D (dsal) | 94.91 | 97.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 1346. | MAX (glosa) | 94.90 | 98% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1347. | Cube (abdullah67) | 94.88 | 98.1% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1348. | bon (wthboms6) | 94.87 | 96% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1349. | Zale (zllee) | 94.86 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1350. | Abgefuncht (abgefuncht) | 94.85 | 97% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1351. | qWudge (qwudge) | 94.84 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1352. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 94.84 | 97% | 2024-08-05 |
| 1353. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 94.79 | 98.3% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1354. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 94.78 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1355. | Johann (james_the_6) | 94.74 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |