The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22506. | foreveryoung (shau) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22507. | Thien (hailua99) | 67.76 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 22508. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 67.76 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 22509. | David (edgeztv) | 67.76 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 22510. | Alex (bigbuckalex) | 67.75 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 22511. | Galactiknight (dagalactikni... | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 22512. | kat (kat_aq) | 67.75 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
| 22513. | Daniel (rustupai) | 67.74 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22514. | Jun (jorlaz_) | 67.74 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 22515. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 67.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 22516. | Chris (chrissmith489) | 67.74 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 22517. | Aryan (harebannog) | 67.74 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 22518. | Taylah (username9999) | 67.74 | 96% | 2014-01-11 |
| 22519. | onlinetichoi (onlinetichoi) | 67.74 | 95% | 2013-10-22 |
| 22520. | Marsh (marsh) | 67.74 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 22521. | Carrie (caripel) | 67.74 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 22522. | Alex (thebigdrew) | 67.73 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 22523. | Andrei (headpats) | 67.73 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 22524. | Arav (jain_arav_12) | 67.73 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 22525. | Abdullah (abdullahbb102) | 67.73 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 22526. | McKle (mckle7) | 67.73 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 22527. | Alexander (yomummy) | 67.73 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 22528. | Huy_Nguyen (vo_danh_) | 67.73 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 22529. | Mr (mrturtle) | 67.73 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 22530. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 67.73 | 92% | 2011-07-02 |
| 22531. | Teddie (teddie37) | 67.72 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 22532. | Amit (amit1409) | 67.72 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 22533. | jim (jimbosenior) | 67.72 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 22534. | graham (welcomebear333) | 67.72 | 94% | 2015-07-22 |
| 22535. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 67.72 | 98% | 2015-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |