Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4692. | (saover) | 99.46 | 97% | 2025-09-17 |
| 4693. | Sam (zoinks_sam) | 99.46 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4694. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 99.46 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4695. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 99.45 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 4696. | (nyzz_) | 99.45 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 4697. | (1nonly_eclipze) | 99.44 | 97% | 2025-11-25 |
| 4698. | (uglyfaced) | 99.44 | 97.5% | 2025-04-23 |
| 4699. | Tommy (treemantom) | 99.44 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 4700. | (zven69) | 99.44 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4701. | Kaiser69 (kaiser69) | 99.44 | 98% | 2026-02-06 |
| 4702. | (nomaybeyes) | 99.44 | 98.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 4703. | (zihanwei) | 99.44 | 100% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4704. | (mattereatinglad) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4705. | (jerry_nyae) | 99.43 | 98.6% | 2024-10-19 |
| 4706. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 99.43 | 97.9% | 2023-09-14 |
| 4707. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 99.43 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 4708. | Cube (abdullah67) | 99.41 | 98.1% | 2024-10-02 |
| 4709. | Ken (ktvyeow) | 99.41 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 4710. | (billyboiyo) | 99.41 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4711. | (the_oko) | 99.40 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4712. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 99.39 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4713. | dragongirlracing (6amadi9) | 99.38 | 97% | 2025-04-14 |
| 4714. | (thestonedpotato) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4715. | (victoryx5) | 99.37 | 97.5% | 2024-03-19 |
| 4716. | (faldir) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 4717. | Doiv (doiv23) | 99.36 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 4718. | (sotc0713) | 99.36 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
| 4719. | swag (swaglord1) | 99.36 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 4720. | rmbench (rmbench) | 99.35 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 4721. | (ziziaziz) | 99.34 | 98.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |