So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26946. | Balkaran Singh (balkaranskang) | 57.69 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26947. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 57.69 | 96.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 26948. | Petrine51 (petrine51) | 57.69 | 93% | 2018-08-25 |
| 26949. | riggers (riggers) | 57.69 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 26950. | xXx (ondar07) | 57.69 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 26951. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26952. | KMereNGetSum (munozmullen) | 57.68 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 26953. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 57.68 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 26954. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 57.67 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 26955. | AMM (gamesplaytest) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 26956. | Manny (mannyc70) | 57.67 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26957. | timothy (farmer1234) | 57.67 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 26958. | capb (capb) | 57.67 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 26959. | Kasza (kobero) | 57.66 | 93% | 2019-11-27 |
| 26960. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 57.66 | 93% | 2020-07-30 |
| 26961. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 57.66 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 26962. | IShowSikpit (yukizie) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 26963. | Ava (ava_gina) | 57.65 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 26964. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 57.65 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26965. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 26966. | Abdulkader (abdulkader) | 57.65 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 26967. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 57.64 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 26968. | Lawin (negerbollen) | 57.64 | 86% | 2013-12-13 |
| 26969. | Reece (syco) | 57.64 | 94% | 2013-01-03 |
| 26970. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 57.64 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 26971. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 57.63 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26972. | quangtit01 (quangtit01) | 57.63 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 26973. | Lowel Sajol (lowelsajol) | 57.63 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 26974. | Snehdeep (deathor) | 57.63 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26975. | Vijay (mvjay1985) | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |