So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33995. | AAKASH (aakashkjee) | 44.42 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 33996. | cyrus (cyr_us) | 44.42 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 33997. | Kornel (valnaras) | 44.42 | 91% | 2015-08-18 |
| 33998. | Kuat (kuat_abylkassymov) | 44.42 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 33999. | mint (mint) | 44.42 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 34000. | Pankaj (pankajjha) | 44.41 | 90% | 2013-01-29 |
| 34001. | Michael (alphastrategy) | 44.41 | 87% | 2017-02-15 |
| 34002. | Puppen (puppen2022) | 44.41 | 93% | 2023-04-29 |
| 34003. | Bonacci (bonaldi) | 44.41 | 81% | 2016-04-24 |
| 34004. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 44.41 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 34005. | Kuldipsinh Gohil (kdeee) | 44.40 | 94% | 2023-06-13 |
| 34006. | Nechmo (nechmo111) | 44.40 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 34007. | jpacs (soypacs) | 44.40 | 97% | 2011-05-21 |
| 34008. | qubeer (qubeer) | 44.40 | 94% | 2013-05-23 |
| 34009. | adam (eatthatpussy443) | 44.39 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 34010. | Raju (raju7) | 44.39 | 96% | 2012-06-26 |
| 34011. | Jochen (flasche_pommes_frites) | 44.38 | 96.2% | 2023-07-12 |
| 34012. | Free 🍉🍉 (abdoali) | 44.38 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 34013. | Shota (shotin) | 44.38 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 34014. | Vaneet (vaneetdhiman) | 44.38 | 92% | 2017-02-10 |
| 34015. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 44.37 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
| 34016. | queiz (queiz) | 44.37 | 92% | 2018-11-29 |
| 34017. | sachin (sachinalex) | 44.37 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
| 34018. | quan (toilaquan) | 44.36 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 34019. | Waleed (the_lol) | 44.35 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 34020. | Michael (michaelaustin) | 44.34 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 34021. | Elijah (e___) | 44.34 | 94% | 2022-05-13 |
| 34022. | Marcos (marcos100) | 44.34 | 94% | 2019-10-23 |
| 34023. | roy (kartikeya) | 44.34 | 87% | 2012-06-18 |
| 34024. | Prasanth (jp0461) | 44.34 | 92% | 2012-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |