Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3479. | Iqbal (iqbalus97) | 64.93 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3480. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 64.91 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 3481. | Paul (pm29) | 64.90 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3482. | Charles (charles_k) | 64.90 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3483. | Ath (athuu) | 64.89 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3484. | Spavid (dadkos34) | 64.87 | 94% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3485. | Carl (splayhoppkins) | 64.87 | 94% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3486. | Osii_ (osiris_jugo) | 64.82 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3487. | Anson (aaaanson) | 64.81 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3488. | xena (scogx3281) | 64.80 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3489. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 64.79 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 3490. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 64.79 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 3491. | Alex (alexklaus) | 64.78 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3492. | Tyler (poopbiskit) | 64.77 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3493. | Augment (augment) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3494. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3495. | Syrus (abbys_sof) | 64.76 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 3496. | None of (heythere456) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3497. | Dann (danndilion) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 3498. | Shayan (zackroos) | 64.74 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3499. | Sam (wes0707) | 64.70 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 3500. | Allison (vllisunshine) | 64.69 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3501. | sin (dalysin) | 64.69 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 3502. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 64.68 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 3503. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 64.67 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3504. | Luris (lemonosity) | 64.66 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 3505. | Szilu (szilu) | 64.66 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3506. | oregord (oregord) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3507. | AdamJ (chillonaut) | 64.62 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 3508. | Augustin (letplane) | 64.61 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |