So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3125. | (sicemxxamy) | 106.50 | 97% | 2012-06-26 |
| 3126. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 106.49 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 3127. | (tacobandit) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 3128. | (lemoncrush) | 106.48 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 3129. | (10km) | 106.48 | 97% | 2012-08-28 |
| 3130. | (parkourman) | 106.48 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 3131. | (electricbiscuit) | 106.47 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 3132. | craw (clamchowderco) | 106.47 | 97.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3133. | Joshua (greenweasel11) | 106.46 | 97% | 2016-09-23 |
| 3134. | (squidster) | 106.46 | 100% | 2013-05-04 |
| 3135. | (dpdd) | 106.46 | 98% | 2012-04-01 |
| 3136. | (cleverusername123) | 106.46 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3137. | (kmkhami) | 106.45 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3138. | twitch.tv/maximum12345 (abn... | 106.45 | 97% | 2015-01-31 |
| 3139. | (suhasmaddali007) | 106.44 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3140. | (conning) | 106.43 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 3141. | (eternality) | 106.42 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 3142. | (abbess) | 106.42 | 99% | 2021-01-30 |
| 3143. | China (dvorak_king) | 106.42 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 3144. | (mrdenz) | 106.42 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 3145. | (skippy9) | 106.39 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 3146. | (kuzel) | 106.39 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3147. | (wintercolemak) | 106.39 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3148. | TypingMaster (typingmaster) | 106.39 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 3149. | (alexmhso) | 106.39 | 96% | 2012-01-16 |
| 3150. | (tommylammy) | 106.37 | 94% | 2015-03-14 |
| 3151. | (wivivol) | 106.37 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 3152. | (corsaere) | 106.36 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 3153. | ジョーヨ (joeyo) | 106.36 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 3154. | (sarihaddu) | 106.35 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |