Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30484. | Neiladri (irdalien_on_typer... | 52.69 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 30485. | Vivek (vkpunique) | 52.69 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 30486. | theo (icethey) | 52.69 | 97% | 2012-06-11 |
| 30487. | Snake (snake8x) | 52.69 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
| 30488. | Pär (poear) | 52.69 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 30489. | Kazi (kazirubel) | 52.68 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 30490. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 52.68 | 94% | 2023-04-16 |
| 30491. | jai (jaihunter) | 52.68 | 94% | 2020-06-19 |
| 30492. | Binup (binuptheindian) | 52.68 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 30493. | viva (viva) | 52.68 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 30494. | veeh (justveeh) | 52.67 | 95% | 2023-05-27 |
| 30495. | sohaib (sohaibka) | 52.67 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 30496. | gi (gi_prim) | 52.67 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 30497. | ben (benjibenji) | 52.67 | 92% | 2016-08-21 |
| 30498. | roshan (rori) | 52.67 | 98% | 2012-11-26 |
| 30499. | Nancy (nancynon) | 52.67 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 30500. | dayy (turtlestan) | 52.66 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 30501. | zeke (zekehamakuro) | 52.66 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 30502. | Azhar (azharbhat) | 52.66 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 30503. | Awesome (nacho32) | 52.66 | 94% | 2020-12-25 |
| 30504. | Boris (borix) | 52.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 30505. | JD (jdman) | 52.66 | 93% | 2012-05-18 |
| 30506. | annie (abbagab) | 52.66 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 30507. | MR_MAN (meoden) | 52.65 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 30508. | Jacqueline (jacqueline) | 52.65 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 30509. | Evan (unifella) | 52.64 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 30510. | hellopanda (hellopanda) | 52.64 | 96% | 2011-06-29 |
| 30511. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 52.64 | 93% | 2021-06-01 |
| 30512. | Yamire (yamire) | 52.64 | 93.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 30513. | aKyRia (akyria) | 52.64 | 89% | 2011-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |