The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32977. | Mica (paperciip) | 62.00 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 32978. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 62.00 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 32979. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 61.99 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 32980. | Khal (kh411d) | 61.99 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 32981. | Sneakyweasel (sneaky98) | 61.99 | 96.7% | 2025-02-19 |
| 32982. | sp4 (sp4_) | 61.99 | 94.5% | 2025-01-08 |
| 32983. | ROLFLMAOOO (rolflmaooo) | 61.99 | 94% | 2024-07-07 |
| 32984. | Phenomenal Sid (phenomenal_... | 61.99 | 97% | 2024-05-07 |
| 32985. | Zanil (zanilzanzan) | 61.99 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 32986. | Erki (erx15) | 61.99 | 97.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 32987. | Alexander (traveler_exe) | 61.99 | 96.6% | 2024-10-25 |
| 32988. | amine (aminestyle) | 61.99 | 94% | 2026-02-08 |
| 32989. | SepiaSnail (sepiasnail) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-12-14 |
| 32990. | walker (walker0) | 61.99 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 32991. | Tobias (tobbemias) | 61.99 | 87% | 2014-09-12 |
| 32992. | Brittany (1crazynubian) | 61.99 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 32993. | fadi (k1ng_0f_the_n0rth) | 61.98 | 96.3% | 2025-02-03 |
| 32994. | Mr. Teacher (mrteacher22) | 61.98 | 95.8% | 2025-05-15 |
| 32995. | Anthony (avald30) | 61.98 | 96% | 2025-01-10 |
| 32996. | jc (spartan11010) | 61.98 | 97.3% | 2024-04-03 |
| 32997. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 61.98 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 32998. | Amit (abbabon) | 61.98 | 92% | 2015-11-03 |
| 32999. | joseph (josephjun) | 61.97 | 97% | 2025-02-11 |
| 33000. | Riley (bigtyperbro) | 61.97 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 33001. | Lucas (sawyersucksbuns) | 61.97 | 96% | 2024-11-04 |
| 33002. | yu shin (yu_shinnnn) | 61.97 | 97% | 2026-02-10 |
| 33003. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (catlh) | 61.97 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 33004. | avocadothefirst (avocadothe... | 61.97 | 96.6% | 2024-05-03 |
| 33005. | 123Bananas (123bananas) | 61.97 | 97.9% | 2023-12-30 |
| 33006. | Christian (silesc) | 61.97 | 93% | 2015-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |