The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19740. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 72.25 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 19741. | cubis (cubis) | 72.25 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 19742. | Moosie (moosiegoldberg) | 72.24 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
| 19743. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 19744. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 19745. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 72.23 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 19746. | Christian (masterrx2) | 72.23 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 19747. | Occultare (occultare) | 72.23 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 19748. | Karim (karim909) | 72.23 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 19749. | kuku (kungain0122) | 72.23 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
| 19750. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 72.23 | 91% | 2012-02-01 |
| 19751. | R (renxsis) | 72.22 | 96% | 2013-04-06 |
| 19752. | ryujin's footrest (iankenneth) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19753. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 72.22 | 91% | 2012-11-15 |
| 19754. | Keybot (keybot) | 72.22 | 95% | 2015-10-21 |
| 19755. | Mike (dvorakpt) | 72.22 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 19756. | Janne (thepopstardude) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 19757. | Tiratore (tiratorejem) | 72.21 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 19758. | James (hnirvana) | 72.21 | 97.3% | 2023-05-15 |
| 19759. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 72.21 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 19760. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 72.21 | 92% | 2011-05-22 |
| 19761. | _ (abayto) | 72.21 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 19762. | MR C (collieflower) | 72.20 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 19763. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 72.20 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19764. | Muhammad (xxvv) | 72.20 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 19765. | vijayasaradhi (vijayasaradhi) | 72.20 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 19766. | mh9r (mh9r) | 72.20 | 99% | 2017-12-12 |
| 19767. | Tom (tgbrooks) | 72.20 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 19768. | Hoc (hochopjung) | 72.20 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 19769. | Maarten (mrtnrs) | 72.20 | 96% | 2013-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |