I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11530. | Raymond (droid_za) | 82.97 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| 11531. | (snowghostie) | 82.97 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 11532. | (im_incognito) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11533. | (rev_) | 82.97 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 11534. | (siggyyo) | 82.96 | 95% | 2016-07-19 |
| 11535. | (shoerims) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11536. | Steph (sosteph12) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 11537. | (maxeyyyy) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 11538. | (naskoemnogoqk) | 82.95 | 94.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 11539. | (weeping_weeblet) | 82.95 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11540. | (ali024) | 82.95 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 11541. | (bwv988) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 11542. | (bigjohn05) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 11543. | (liberz) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
| 11544. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 82.94 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 11545. | (iusedtobealex) | 82.94 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11546. | (timblq) | 82.93 | 95.2% | 2024-06-13 |
| 11547. | (saltsphinx) | 82.93 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 11548. | (mrelister) | 82.93 | 96.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11549. | (ereklo) | 82.93 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11550. | (abarakzai) | 82.93 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11551. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 82.93 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11552. | (erick_v) | 82.92 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 11553. | (pgar) | 82.92 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 11554. | (msaeternal) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11555. | (rachelstoutamire) | 82.92 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
| 11556. | (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11557. | (schwabbler) | 82.90 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 11558. | Vera (veong) | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11559. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 82.90 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |