As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9023. | JongYoon (jongq) | 86.54 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 9024. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 86.54 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 9025. | Bibba (bibba27) | 86.53 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9026. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 86.53 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 9027. | POOKR (pookr) | 86.53 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 9028. | Dumby (cooh) | 86.53 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9029. | Daniel (ludaniel) | 86.53 | 86% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9030. | Miguel (anckael) | 86.52 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9031. | Tom (decoherence) | 86.52 | 97.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9032. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 86.52 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 9033. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 86.51 | 97.3% | 2024-03-10 |
| 9034. | stop.png (stoppng) | 86.51 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
| 9035. | wrinkly (ballzak) | 86.51 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 9036. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 86.51 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9037. | Trenten (guitars12) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9038. | Zor (zorion) | 86.51 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9039. | Kai zheng (nebs_2ge) | 86.50 | 96.7% | 2025-03-07 |
| 9040. | Kate (larleek) | 86.50 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 9041. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9042. | Waqar (john_counter) | 86.50 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
| 9043. | zeldris (zeldris0002) | 86.49 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
| 9044. | binaypau (binaypau) | 86.49 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9045. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 86.48 | 95.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 9046. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9047. | Jeremiah (kikari) | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
| 9048. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 9049. | Curtis (squirtlebomb) | 86.48 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 9050. | Gali (galitype) | 86.47 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9051. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 9052. | Daniel (danpyq) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |