So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7292. | (probable_coz) | 91.70 | 91% | 2014-12-13 |
| 7293. | (notgoodatgame) | 91.70 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7294. | (bluvarian) | 91.70 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 7295. | (irishbmx413) | 91.70 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 7296. | (reyedgy) | 91.69 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 7297. | (swissmade122) | 91.69 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 7298. | (bellerus) | 91.69 | 95% | 2012-06-20 |
| 7299. | (teapott) | 91.69 | 97% | 2014-12-06 |
| 7300. | (iaminarush) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
| 7301. | (jcquints) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7302. | (nicholas_68) | 91.68 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7303. | adrian (aidsasis) | 91.68 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 7304. | tien (cinnamnbun) | 91.67 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7305. | (williamusa) | 91.67 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 7306. | Austin (aggie14) | 91.67 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 7307. | (logan188mc) | 91.66 | 96.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 7308. | (fool96) | 91.65 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 7309. | (drdynamic) | 91.65 | 99% | 2016-01-30 |
| 7310. | (abacadaea) | 91.65 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| 7311. | (aalextr) | 91.64 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7312. | (sooshy) | 91.64 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
| 7313. | jon (elos) | 91.64 | 96% | 2012-10-14 |
| 7314. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 91.64 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 7315. | Conner (jabronee) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 7316. | (chuchus) | 91.63 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| 7317. | (archey187) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 7318. | (dbzdbz) | 91.63 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 7319. | (dimagster) | 91.63 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 7320. | (macfan) | 91.62 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7321. | (crprt) | 91.61 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |