So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26442. | (shyamb07) | 57.78 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 26443. | (khonggiatu) | 57.78 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 26444. | (abart711) | 57.78 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 26445. | (kacpix) | 57.77 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 26446. | (gxfighter) | 57.77 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 26447. | (tsuki24) | 57.77 | 94.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 26448. | (freezegoldz) | 57.77 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 26449. | Zerith (zerith) | 57.77 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 26450. | (shareta) | 57.77 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 26451. | (tarrega) | 57.76 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 26452. | J (jreyes33) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 26453. | (bekzod003) | 57.76 | 93% | 2022-04-03 |
| 26454. | (sopheakhmer) | 57.76 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 26455. | (tovanhiep) | 57.76 | 94% | 2013-06-16 |
| 26456. | (mihiro) | 57.76 | 89% | 2013-05-14 |
| 26457. | (bappy) | 57.76 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 26458. | (oliver13863) | 57.75 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 26459. | (sarahsyg) | 57.75 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 26460. | (oscarwong91) | 57.75 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 26461. | (johncenajohncena) | 57.75 | 92% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26462. | (airboy) | 57.75 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 26463. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 57.75 | 90% | 2012-12-29 |
| 26464. | (ab_marcelo) | 57.75 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 26465. | (legoleader) | 57.74 | 96% | 2017-07-22 |
| 26466. | (blooddena) | 57.74 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 26467. | (billm) | 57.74 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 26468. | (supertallarin) | 57.74 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 26469. | (takuya) | 57.74 | 96% | 2012-01-21 |
| 26470. | (joe_mama001) | 57.74 | 94.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26471. | (jojobo617) | 57.74 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |