The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15467. | Liam (liamhanrahan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15468. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15469. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 79.09 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 15470. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 79.09 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15471. | . (evanisme) | 79.09 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 15472. | Andu (andutwan) | 79.09 | 96.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15473. | Dank (dankmachine) | 79.09 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 15474. | Matthew (fourthdude7) | 79.08 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 15475. | Ben (bhoman) | 79.08 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 15476. | Henry (henrybutschool) | 79.08 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 15477. | oki (ok6og) | 79.08 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 15478. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 79.08 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 15479. | Acethro (acethrow) | 79.08 | 97% | 2011-12-25 |
| 15480. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 79.08 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 15481. | paperpack (paperpack) | 79.08 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 15482. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 79.08 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 15483. | Aayan (aayanali808) | 79.07 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15484. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 79.07 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 15485. | Topher (cjp0605) | 79.07 | 99% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15486. | 🛞 (otomo) | 79.07 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 15487. | Mike (qb1222090) | 79.06 | 87% | 2016-10-01 |
| 15488. | Michael (larkorin) | 79.06 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 15489. | Zayn (plantkin) | 79.06 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 15490. | fongof (fongof) | 79.06 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 15491. | Ashley (asherain) | 79.06 | 96% | 2013-12-27 |
| 15492. | Whats (whatsderivative) | 79.05 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 15493. | Corey (cgird44) | 79.05 | 89% | 2015-01-21 |
| 15494. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 79.05 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 15495. | Arthur (sagman) | 79.05 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 15496. | kokwak (kokwak) | 79.05 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |