And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18277. | marius (maruf) | 82.15 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 18278. | Dylan (typedylan) | 82.15 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 18279. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 82.15 | 97.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 18280. | Himanshu (himanshu.matta30@... | 82.15 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| 18281. | Dreams (kongz96) | 82.15 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
| 18282. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 82.14 | 93% | 2014-04-28 |
| 18283. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 82.14 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 18284. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 82.14 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 18285. | v (gamegodv) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18286. | Khalil (greedy00) | 82.13 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 18287. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 82.13 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 18288. | b (bbqqbb) | 82.13 | 93% | 2013-02-15 |
| 18289. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18290. | captain (fegit) | 82.13 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 18291. | bob (sputnik_15) | 82.13 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 18292. | Literature (20120623) | 82.13 | 97.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18293. | Mark (mark666) | 82.12 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18294. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 82.12 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 18295. | Tony (aarup) | 82.12 | 95% | 2017-10-19 |
| 18296. | Xemu (el_xenu) | 82.12 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 18297. | (◕‿◕✿) (idkbruv) | 82.12 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 18298. | Phan (hed_wig) | 82.11 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18299. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 82.11 | 99% | 2016-11-21 |
| 18300. | Andrew (magnetik) | 82.11 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 18301. | youssef (fastus) | 82.11 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 18302. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 82.11 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 18303. | daisy (daisypops) | 82.10 | 94% | 2014-10-30 |
| 18304. | Steve (steve7414) | 82.10 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 18305. | Simon (znail) | 82.10 | 98% | 2015-03-02 |
| 18306. | Grant (bleakinnovation) | 82.10 | 94% | 2016-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |