I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13868. | No (bored_fruit) | 78.98 | 97% | 2024-01-20 |
| 13869. | diva (vampirediva) | 78.98 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13870. | Emi (obitoke) | 78.98 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13871. | Peniaze (peniaze) | 78.98 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13872. | Bright (coolman9451) | 78.97 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13873. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 78.97 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13874. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13875. | cole (comit) | 78.96 | 96% | 2024-03-17 |
| 13876. | Cain (gigabite) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13877. | Ziad (lemonbarf) | 78.96 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 13878. | Rev (rev_) | 78.96 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13879. | Daniel (gismo359) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 13880. | Drestiny1 (drestiny1) | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13881. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13882. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 78.95 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 13883. | John Kenneth (kenjie0721) | 78.95 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 13884. | Icanttypeproperly (icanttyp... | 78.94 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13885. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 78.94 | 94% | 2017-05-16 |
| 13886. | andrew (supahmanandrew) | 78.93 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 13887. | In_Process (asjdfassdf) | 78.92 | 95.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13888. | YY_un (yy_un) | 78.91 | 97.1% | 2024-08-29 |
| 13889. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 78.91 | 97.2% | 2024-08-19 |
| 13890. | Leo (leokadius) | 78.91 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13891. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 78.91 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| 13892. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 78.91 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13893. | Donavan (kubecnight) | 78.91 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 13894. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 78.91 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 13895. | Warren (jawerski777) | 78.90 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13896. | neverm0r (datamagi) | 78.90 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 13897. | day (lilalfredo) | 78.90 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |